O.M.G!!! I would so get into a wreck with that car just to pet him!! Like ever so softly bump them in the rear, not even hard enough to scratch the car, but enough to let them know I hit them. An then pet him until the cops come an probably arrest me due to trying to get Ben into my car an bring him to the “hospital” cause he is obviously hurt an I feel obligated to bring him there. By myself! An then I’ll feel the I think .05 Amps of 6-8 taser hitting me, multiple times, cause I will not release Ben from my cuddles!!
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