THEY ARE SENTIENT.
THEIR LITTLE KEYTIPS CLICK CLICK ACROSS THE FLOOR, CLICK CLICK.. CLICK... CLICK CLICK... CLICK... IT COMES TO A STANDSTILL OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR...
CLACKCLICK... THE DOOR HAS BEEN UNLOCKED, AND SLOWLY SWINGS OPEN, THE KEYS STILL IN THE KEYHOLE.
THEY REALIGN TO GRIN AT YOU, A SCARY SIGHT IN THE DIM MOONLIGHT... CLICK CLICK... CLICK... CLICK CLICK.. CLICK... THEY HAVE NOW JUMPED DOWN AND ARE ADVANCING AT RAPID SPEED... CLICK CLICK, CLICK CLICK, CLICK CLICK CLICK... SCURRYING ACROSS THE FLOOR LIKE SOME EIGHT-LEGGED SPIDER THAT LOST ITS LEGS IN A FREAK ACCIDENT AND JUST KEPT GLUING RANDOM, DIFFERENT LEGS ONTO THE BODY TO MAKE UP FOR IT....
CLICKETY CLICK CLICKETY CLICK, CLICKETY CLICK CLICKETY...
IT STOPS.
WAITING.
WATCHING.
If you don't have copies of all your keys, go out and get copies of all your keys. Pop them on a ring and put them in the drawer. I promise they will really come in handy some day.
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-record stops-
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Wait.
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Did you just call me the fool?
THEIR LITTLE KEYTIPS CLICK CLICK ACROSS THE FLOOR, CLICK CLICK.. CLICK... CLICK CLICK... CLICK... IT COMES TO A STANDSTILL OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR...
CLACKCLICK... THE DOOR HAS BEEN UNLOCKED, AND SLOWLY SWINGS OPEN, THE KEYS STILL IN THE KEYHOLE.
THEY REALIGN TO GRIN AT YOU, A SCARY SIGHT IN THE DIM MOONLIGHT... CLICK CLICK... CLICK... CLICK CLICK.. CLICK... THEY HAVE NOW JUMPED DOWN AND ARE ADVANCING AT RAPID SPEED... CLICK CLICK, CLICK CLICK, CLICK CLICK CLICK... SCURRYING ACROSS THE FLOOR LIKE SOME EIGHT-LEGGED SPIDER THAT LOST ITS LEGS IN A FREAK ACCIDENT AND JUST KEPT GLUING RANDOM, DIFFERENT LEGS ONTO THE BODY TO MAKE UP FOR IT....
CLICKETY CLICK CLICKETY CLICK, CLICKETY CLICK CLICKETY...
IT STOPS.
WAITING.
WATCHING.