Because it's true

I could call up:
My own phone
My mum
Each of my two best friends' parents
My brother
Ayy that's pretty neat

I could only call the pizza place and......yeah. that's it.

Then you are an idiot

I don't know my own number and I really should learn it.

My eldest sister's #.

if you’re going out to party and go wild, always write someone’s # on you in sharpie. After going to jail and being stuck in there for 4 days because I couldn’t remember anyone’s #, you’ll wish you did

Best way to memorize a phone number is make it your passcode on your phone