Literally after his heart. Man up and ask her out bro, life's too short. Skype it up, text it up, and if you hit it off, hop on a plane. $300-400 is a small price to pay to meet someone amazing, even if it never works out
Lol. And ok :)
One thing I notice I do sometimes is repeat a word several times. For example:
“Actually, I don‘t know why he would do that. It‘s actually insane“
“Like that was great show. I was like yayyyy!“
So far no one has complained or noticed lol
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I don't really see anything repeated in the first sentence.
NOW KISSTH! <_< Sorry to interject. @aviva I do the repetition thing with "also". Anyway.... also... mixing vodka with this knock off coconut vitamin water was a horrible mistake.
Also, in all seriousness, ya'll should go for it. As @shikharizard said, life is short.
^·^ I don‘t have a Discord(I do have WhatsApp but I feel it‘s better we start talking before we exchange numbers). I also have an email, if that helps.
Bro, the whole website knows she's a sweetheart. It's been 3 days, what are you even doing? Is there something more important going on in Kentucky? If the lady wanted to start with smoke signals, you start with smoke signals. @aviva, go tag him on some random post where nobody is paying attention and drop him your email. @Grimreaper, send her poetry when you get the email, and put some damn effort in.
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I don't like just commenting my email all willy nilly (it contains my full name, first, middle, and last). And I'm a terrible poet.
@grimreaper I understand. Please I don‘t want you to feel like I‘m putting you under pressure.
(I just realised that I can comment now Yay!) I really don‘t mind if your first poem is about a pencil. I am not very good at poetry either.
@shikharizard I‘m speechless haha!
Well... right now? I want to do what I can for my hands (I fucked them up last night while boxing with my homie)... then I gotta make sure my boo is aite, she drunk messaged me last night. It's was, in it's own twisted way, amazingly nice... she wouldn't have said anything if she didn't still care. Then I guess I'll get on with my pastor services? Idk
@funkmasterrex I can‘t tell if you‘re kidding or not. I was about to tell a boxing joke but I couldn‘t find the punch line(ba-dum-tss! lol. I literally just thought of that, I don‘t know if it‘s been told already). I hope your hands get better. Ok. I‘m curious, how does being drunk feel like? It seems pretty scary. You have services? Sign @grimreaper and I up!(even if he may not want that lol).
I always joke... but that doesn't mean I'm not serious. We did this once, right? I was seriously joking.
Anywho.... Funkpastor is a joke, although if you two ever actually hook up and tie the knot a shout out would be appreciated.
The boxing is true, the boo call is true. 2/3? <_<>_> -.<_<
@funkmasterrex Did what once?
I could tell it was. I was just playing along.
I understand what you mean by “tie the knot,“ but what do you mean by “hook up?“ lol(is it what I think it is?)
Ok. Pretty much
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Kinda putting the cart before the horse, don't ya think Funk?
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What a beautiful love story. All the while, I've been digitally falling in love with @Sunflowers. Her comments are always adorable.. and wholesome. Can't forget wholesome ;)
@shikharizard Apparently, things have gotten out of hand on this post lol
Sunflowers You‘ve seen nothing *wink* Absolutely nothing is happening here lol. Shhh
-somehow becomes fifth wheeler-
@shikharizard I hate to ruin your dreams but I'm pretty sure @sunflowers is already taken
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Also who would have thought xylopossum would lead to romance
I haven't met someone that makes me feel the way you do in a very long time.
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@grimreaper There we go. That's my boy, that's the courage you need. Glad I could help. You've never even met her, and she's good for you. Proud of you Grim. Treat her right. @Aviva. Treat him right.
1/2 @aviva@grimreaper sit around the fire children. Let uncle shakookoo learn you some things about relationships. Not stuff that you don’t already know, but something you need to hear often, and remember.
They only work, they only matter, they only “feel right” when y’all are actually committed. And there isn’t a soul on earth who doesn’t know that, but people, being the garbage that we’re programmed to be have a way of taking things for granted. When we start taking people for granted, that’s a problem.
For me personally, assuming I have a long healthy relationship with my spouse, i still want to be “dating” her at 80. I want to be going out of my way to spoil her, and protect her from pain, and impress her, because she makes me feel like she’s worthy of that. How she makes me feel that way, will come down to our relationship.
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2/2 @aviva@grimreaper
But I want to be in competition with my wife to treat each other better then we feel treated. And that’s the only kind of competition partners should be in.
That’s my version of “treat her right”. Yours will depend on both of you. But I never want to take my partner for granted. I want to spend my whole life making her feel loved and valued, and I want a person worthy of that. I have not yet found her. I doubt that I ever will.
You guys have not met. You don’t even know if you’ll like each other. But truuuuuuuuust me, life is toooooo short not to go balls to wall to take every chance, and try and see if you’re as well suited as you think.
You’ll live the rest of your life in regret if you don’t find out now.
@Grimreaper Thanks for reminding him!
@Shikharizard I have never really been given relationship advice lol. That went from dating advice to marriage advice. Thanks for taking the time out respond. It‘s pretty insightful. And I‘m sure you‘ll find her soon, Uncle Shakookoo(see I made you laugh lol). Do you have any more advice?
@Funkmasterrex I know you feel left out. Come sit by the fire with us.
Thanks, but no thanks... as beautiful as bonfires are, after each one I wake up coughing my ass off. I shall keep my distance.
Shout at me if advice is needed or a cool story is being told tho... or if you need funkpastorrex.
Stay upwind from bonfires is advice point numero uno. Number two... if there is sand, do yourself a favor and be prepared. 10 minutes of prep > 2 weeks of... "how the fuck did that get in my ass?!" or "Why is that still in my ass?!"
Hand n' fist joke. XD I crack myself up...
3) enjoy a rainbow anytime you see one.
4) Don't be a Gollum when it comes to the herb.
Hmmm... I know it wasn't my first time, but it was the first time I can remember: After my mom and dad got divorced my dad moved into an apartment, it was my weekend visit, and my dad and his homie Keith (this guy would eventually die from a heart attack at like 50 because he snorted so much cocaine), and I was running around on the pool back to the diving board cuz Keith's kids and I were enamored by the diving board and trying to do cool jumps... I tripped, and stuck my hands out to catch myself, as one naturally does.... but the problem was the walking area around the pool was composed of wooden planks with no sealer. I wound up with like 10 splinters and I was crying my ass off. XD I did also achieve my first flying squirrel though. (when you jump, bend your knees and grab your ankles with your hands and then sort of "dive" headfirst. This was before my mom and I went to Atlanta, so it was def before I was in kindergarden.... 3.5-4.5 years old? Probably 4 an a month or two, as my
Ok, drinking time begins now.
with my metaphorical circles again... (base pi, hello giant squid from Arrival)... 100? I plan on 250... unless I can upload myself, then? Indefinitely. Kidneys, Livers? A processor needs none... and I can be wasted, teaching and laughing all the time. I'f said it a few times, a full day is working, laughing and crying within the awaking hours.
@grimreaper she's pointing this circle out. Out of comments, I am.
@shikharizard You still owe me a story!!!
And I understand, but there are still a ton of things he can do at 30. Why morn about it this early? You never know, @funkmasterrex could live till he‘s 100+
So don‘t worry, you start dying at 40 lol(it‘s a joke). We can make a bucket list for you, funk
He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"
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Now John at the Bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
Oh he's quick with a joke, or to light up your smoke
But there's somewhere that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place
I SAID SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN!
** Chorus **
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life
And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone
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I’m so sorry. I can’t believe I left you to sing on your own. Please forgive me
** CHORUS **
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright
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Are you in love with me, @Grimreaper ?(I already know you won‘t respond lol ^^)
@shikharizard You sound a bit like a rapper.
One thing I notice I do sometimes is repeat a word several times. For example:
“Actually, I don‘t know why he would do that. It‘s actually insane“
“Like that was great show. I was like yayyyy!“
So far no one has complained or noticed lol
I‘ve been trying to remember it but I still have not(I‘m sorry)
Also, in all seriousness, ya'll should go for it. As @shikharizard said, life is short.
KISSTH!
Don't make it a long long time kay
I'm sorry if I trespassed.
BUT KISSTH!
I thought it was at first but I wasn‘t sure, so I guessed chocolate.
(I just realised that I can comment now Yay!) I really don‘t mind if your first poem is about a pencil. I am not very good at poetry either.
@shikharizard I‘m speechless haha!
Anywho.... Funkpastor is a joke, although if you two ever actually hook up and tie the knot a shout out would be appreciated.
The boxing is true, the boo call is true. 2/3? <_<>_> -.<_<
I could tell it was. I was just playing along.
I understand what you mean by “tie the knot,“ but what do you mean by “hook up?“ lol(is it what I think it is?)
Ok. Pretty much
Sunflowers You‘ve seen nothing *wink* Absolutely nothing is happening here lol. Shhh
@grimreaper yeah... but I'm an optimist deep down :D
@shikharizard I hate to ruin your dreams but I'm pretty sure @sunflowers is already taken
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Also who would have thought xylopossum would lead to romance
@xvarnah It‘s your turn to find love. I ship you and Jason
@shikharizard You sound like the fun uncle of the family lol. And define “treat him right“
They only work, they only matter, they only “feel right” when y’all are actually committed. And there isn’t a soul on earth who doesn’t know that, but people, being the garbage that we’re programmed to be have a way of taking things for granted. When we start taking people for granted, that’s a problem.
For me personally, assuming I have a long healthy relationship with my spouse, i still want to be “dating” her at 80. I want to be going out of my way to spoil her, and protect her from pain, and impress her, because she makes me feel like she’s worthy of that. How she makes me feel that way, will come down to our relationship.
But I want to be in competition with my wife to treat each other better then we feel treated. And that’s the only kind of competition partners should be in.
That’s my version of “treat her right”. Yours will depend on both of you. But I never want to take my partner for granted. I want to spend my whole life making her feel loved and valued, and I want a person worthy of that. I have not yet found her. I doubt that I ever will.
You guys have not met. You don’t even know if you’ll like each other. But truuuuuuuuust me, life is toooooo short not to go balls to wall to take every chance, and try and see if you’re as well suited as you think.
You’ll live the rest of your life in regret if you don’t find out now.
Peyote. Fuck that is one trippy video.
@Shikharizard I have never really been given relationship advice lol. That went from dating advice to marriage advice. Thanks for taking the time out respond. It‘s pretty insightful. And I‘m sure you‘ll find her soon, Uncle Shakookoo(see I made you laugh lol). Do you have any more advice?
@Funkmasterrex I know you feel left out. Come sit by the fire with us.
Shout at me if advice is needed or a cool story is being told tho... or if you need funkpastorrex.
Hand n' fist joke. XD I crack myself up...
3) enjoy a rainbow anytime you see one.
4) Don't be a Gollum when it comes to the herb.
@funkmasterrex Don‘t tell me you‘re gonna spend your day that way.
@shikharizard Ok :)
@grimreaper Yup ^^
@shikharizard It‘s your turn to tell us a story
Actually, I think it's time to hear from the children. Aviva, you're up.
@funkmasterrex You don‘t seem happy about it
with my metaphorical circles again... (base pi, hello giant squid from Arrival)... 100? I plan on 250... unless I can upload myself, then? Indefinitely. Kidneys, Livers? A processor needs none... and I can be wasted, teaching and laughing all the time. I'f said it a few times, a full day is working, laughing and crying within the awaking hours.
@grimreaper she's pointing this circle out. Out of comments, I am.
And I understand, but there are still a ton of things he can do at 30. Why morn about it this early? You never know, @funkmasterrex could live till he‘s 100+
So don‘t worry, you start dying at 40 lol(it‘s a joke). We can make a bucket list for you, funk
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"
He gets me my drinks for free
Oh he's quick with a joke, or to light up your smoke
But there's somewhere that he'd rather be
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place
I SAID SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN!
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone
** CHORUS **
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright
\>_>/ \<_</ \>_>/ applause!!!