*vomits in goose*

BLUERIDGE MOUNTAINS

Shenandoah River

Life is old there, older than the trees

Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

**clears throat and inhales deeply**
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COUNTRY ROOOOAAAADS
TAKE ME HOOOOOME
TO THE PLAAAAAAACE
WHERE I BELONGGGGGGGGG
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**gasps for breath and continues to sing painfully**

WEST VERGINYEEAAAAAAAA
MOUNTAIN MOOOMAAAAAAAAAAAA
COUNTRY ROAAAAAAAAAAAAD
TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME