Australian here. I’ll also add that it almost never rains. It never rains, and yet, there always seems to be a massive flood every year. No one knows where the water comes from. It just comes.
They say there's another flood in Queensland. We all nod our heads, there is always another flood in Queensland. We hear of Townsville, has anyone seen Townsville? Does it exist? Is it a town or a ville? We don't know, we accept.
I think that one might've been a bit too long, started to get less creepy towards the end.
You make a cup of milo. As you watch, the milk begins to lower. Soon, all that is left is plain, dry milo. It is ready to consume.
Dragon Baby's was great. I love all of these.
A group of identical men all holding beers sit around outside the pub. "Just a cold one with the boys" they say in unison. The beers drip condensation. They do not blink. They do not drink.
You are in the Bunnings car park. The smell of hot snags drifts through the air. It is the middle of the night. But the snags are always for sale... always for sale
Here’s the best one I can come up with tho:
You are sitting with your friend. “Have you ever” he mumbles. “Ever felt like this” you reply.
“When strange things happen while going round the twist” you chant together. Suddenly you are transported to a lighthouse. This was expected
I’ll take the easy pickings lol, though I’ll try to do all of them. In the meantime, did y’all know Daniel Radcliffe is filming in SA?
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It is June. There is not a cloud in the sky. Everyone is wearing shorts and singlets. Several dads are watering the dirt that used to be a lawn. This is normal.
You make a cup of milo. As you watch, the milk begins to lower. Soon, all that is left is plain, dry milo. It is ready to consume.
A group of identical men all holding beers sit around outside the pub. "Just a cold one with the boys" they say in unison. The beers drip condensation. They do not blink. They do not drink.
You are sitting with your friend. “Have you ever” he mumbles. “Ever felt like this” you reply.
“When strange things happen while going round the twist” you chant together. Suddenly you are transported to a lighthouse. This was expected
how it's normal to punch sharks
snakes
everything can kill you
the sun is forever blazing
everyone calls you mate even if you don't know them
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It is June. There is not a cloud in the sky. Everyone is wearing shorts and singlets. Several dads are watering the dirt that used to be a lawn. This is normal.