Your job sounds scary

I make pizza

I work in customer service. That's scary enough

I'm payed by my government not to work.

I watch the global economy intently and profit as the balance shifts.
I don't directly manipulate though.... jeez if I could!? That'd be dope.
I do also watch who manipulates and use it for my own gain.
Technically I don't have to watch, all I have to do is set the parameters of my function, the rest is... automated? I mean.. I could leave it running with a specific set of parameters and make money, just not as effectively as I could without tweaking the parameters. Sometimes I royally fuck up.

I remotely control the entire companies’ computer assets, servers and interfaces. And watch what everyone else does on their system on a daily basis. All the while squashing bugs and killing viruses

I often make people say things they don't even want to think about and relive the worst things that have ever happened to them. I frequently cause pain and weeping. I don't feel fulfilled until I never see them again.