My favorite quote about the life and death of Theodore Roosevelt

This comes from Cracked.com and their book "You Might Be a Zombie". A collection of great articles, a must-read in my opinion. And yeah, Roosevelt was one of the most incredible POTUSes ever.

@grimreaper You‘re a coward!!!

Omae wa mou shinde- wait, where'd he go?

"Oh shit...He's not here."