I get straight A’s

And then what happened? By Jove, I MUST KNOW!!

Let me help you get the sauce off. It’ll only take a second. *licks*
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@Xvarnah this is innuendo

I watch enough TV that I could turn this into a thought provoking essay on the problematic portrayal of alcohol and drug addiction in the media. TV is the best teacher.

And I was like, what the fuck, again?