Gradually slip large doses of brown dye into her food, wait until the brown baby is born and scream "I knew it!" Adjust the dye color for any converse ethnicity.
Honestly, I think the government would save a lot of money if instead of free contraception they just offered free vasectomies. Nip the problem in the literal bud. Just make sure to include a good painkiller.
Also, while some don't, guys get plenty of shit for being lazy fathers, it's just that unfortunately it has more of an effect on the mother.
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One of the most emotionally exhaustive moments in my life was when I woke up from a dream, and in the dream I was married to an amazing woman (who doesn’t exist) and she broke the news, and I had like 7 panic attacks at the same time, but I kept my cool and kissed her and told her it was great news and then later on by myself I just spent like hours worrying about: “what if I screw it up”... I would like to have kids some day, but the idea of being a bad father terrifies me so much. So, so, sosososo much.
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I’m done sharing for today