This is what I want, what I really really want

I meannnn... both are great

Fuck dell. It will fry in a year

Reverse that

*nuts in binary*

*server junkies hyperventilate*

Straight guys have made it pretty clear over the years they want all that (and maybe a couple other things)

dude, NSFW. bottom picture almost made me ejaculate

Doesn't have to be Dell. Almost any computer with 12TB RAM capacity is great.