What should I do with this f**ker

Love him unconditionally

Here are some idea :
• fund a family
• go to the Apple store and let the destruction begin, pretend you don't know each other
• bungee jumping
• cook him
• put him on your shoulder and become a pirate.

Duh! Put him in a cage or don’t leave your keyboard out!

Thank him for the excuse and buy a modern computer.