So about a month and a half ago I was at a 24 hr fitness... I walked out and sat on the curb while switching from basketball shoes to sandals while my friends went to the car. I had a lapse after I had my sandals on and headed towards the wrong car (hey the tail lights were on and it was nearly the same model)... anyway... I opened the back door and that lady was like "WTF!" and I was like "oh shit!" and then I turned red, apologized and sped walked away. I wish I could go back and explain instead of just saying "oh shit!" and dipping.
My 2 yrs younger brother did something like that but alot funnier.
He was with my Dad at a gas station. My brother went inside the store to get a chocolate milk (he loves those lol) he comes out and not looking climbs into the front seat of a minivan and buckles in.
He than looks up and right in front of him is our Dad in our family minivan laughing and pointing at him.
My brother turns to the driver seat to see a huge man he did NOT know. The guy is staring at him like YOU DO KNOW YOU ARE IN THE WRONG CAR RIGHT???
My brother unbuckles gets out shuts the door walks to our car climbs in and buckles in. He doesn't even look at my Dad he says DON'T EVEN SAY A DAMN WORD!!!
My Dad nearly pissed himself.
...I don't know if I should be comforted by the fact I'm not the only one, or embarrassed by the fact the other one was 2 years old.
Either way, good story :)
No he isn't 2 yrs old he is 2 yrs YOUNGER than me.
I don't like to give their real names due to lol they may find out I told embarrassing stories of them. So I say which order they are.
Oldest brother
2nd oldest brother
2 yrs younger brother
2nd youngest brother
Youngest/baby brother
I am the 3rd in order so I am 2 yrs older than the brother in the story.
If there only was a database I could access to in order to find out what a Honda Civic looks like. Like accessible from the phone I used to post this stereotype first world problem nonsense.
He was with my Dad at a gas station. My brother went inside the store to get a chocolate milk (he loves those lol) he comes out and not looking climbs into the front seat of a minivan and buckles in.
He than looks up and right in front of him is our Dad in our family minivan laughing and pointing at him.
My brother turns to the driver seat to see a huge man he did NOT know. The guy is staring at him like YOU DO KNOW YOU ARE IN THE WRONG CAR RIGHT???
My brother unbuckles gets out shuts the door walks to our car climbs in and buckles in. He doesn't even look at my Dad he says DON'T EVEN SAY A DAMN WORD!!!
My Dad nearly pissed himself.
Either way, good story :)
I don't like to give their real names due to lol they may find out I told embarrassing stories of them. So I say which order they are.
Oldest brother
2nd oldest brother
2 yrs younger brother
2nd youngest brother
Youngest/baby brother
I am the 3rd in order so I am 2 yrs older than the brother in the story.