Every night when you try to sleep

When you realize you're still weird and cringey all these years later

I was the silent Wallflower, had no friends I just watched everyone else, it was entertaining.

I used to make undertale references and now i've broken my addiction and am on my way to recovery.

I'm trying to prepare now for a talk with my future kids to explain just how different they'll be ten years out of their teens.
You bet your ass I'm gonna micromanage the shit out of all your social media, my son. I never had anybody to take down all the cringey My Little Pony art all my friends and family had to see on Facebook constantly and I'm worse off for it.