You sure can’t!

Yeah you call it a vass (pronounced like bass)

Thank you for the mental picture...

Well someone's never been to Japan.

That's not how this meme works

I can, and I will.

I immediately thought of the film "A Million Ways To Die In The West".

Yes you can. It doesn't make it a vase but you can sure do it. Just like I can say I have million dollars in my bank account. Doesn't make it true but I can say it.