It would be awesome if she actually had a pet pig and sent him a picture of it. Like:
“Here! This is Rufus, my pet pig. He‘s my companion, my gossip mate, the pork after my heart...“
“No, I meant your pigs“
“Excuse me. Rufus isn‘t ready to be a father. He hasn‘t decided if he wants to be serious with Sally or Bella yet“
“Here! This is Rufus, my pet pig. He‘s my companion, my gossip mate, the pork after my heart...“
“No, I meant your pigs“
“Excuse me. Rufus isn‘t ready to be a father. He hasn‘t decided if he wants to be serious with Sally or Bella yet“