Daughter Didnt Want To Go To The Doc. Now I'll Take Her To An Exorcist

TA LOCA?
GET OFFA MY OH SHIT HANDLE GET THE FUCC OUT OF MY CAR CABRONA JEZUS CHRIST

I used to do this all the time as a kid

Did she get bit by a spider recently?

My mom will whoop my ass so fast it'd hit before I'm finished thinking about it

*fights the urge to try this as a grown adult*