Fixer Upper

So... salty lemonade with chocolate, pineapple and cucumber

Shhh

What a delightful concoction

Uh huh. Wait till you try my Avi Cocktail

Body fluids + vodka?

*Shudders* Why would you think that? *hides Avi Cocktail*

Well the potion had sweat in it... Oky, hand over the Avi cocktail. I'll try it and like it

I have a bucket and some vinegar to wash it out with

@jmmcclain You only knew it had sweat because I told you :P You sure you want to try it?
@creativedragonbaby You must drink it too since you‘re already here

Shit....
can I bring some spices?

Nuh uh

@aviva hand it over.

@jmmcclain You‘ve got to pay first.
P.S: You mentioned being unhappy a couple of weeks back. Did everything work out good?

@aviva pay with what? Err what form of currency do you take? My life!? And...meh. Thanks for asking

Clearly the ultimate form of payment is validation from internet strangers

@jmmcclain With happy or Avi money. Oh wait! a giant teddy!! I‘m sad to hear that. I‘m always here for you <3
@creativedragonbaby But it feels goooood You‘re an awesome person, love! *hugs* <-- See! :P

My rational brain is saying "It's just text" but some other unknown part of my brain says "They wrote it with purpose"

The unknown part is right-er. Here's another *hugs*

Am intimidated by kindness *runs*

*refuses to let go *