Sneaky boy

One of my cats will walk across your lap and select out the bits of your dinner she likes the most and just starting licking while you sit there saying "eXcusE yOU?"

Ours doesn't even wait till we leave, he has balls enough to make direct eye contact as he fits his little nose into your cup.

I had a ferret that would hide and watch you eat and drink and the instant you left the room he'd go after it. Then he would hide again when he heard you coming back. We thought we were having tremors because every time we left the room with a soda on a table we'd come back to find it knocked over

That's how you find out that you do not own a cat, you live with a cat (at best. Or it owns you.)

Glass/cup drinks are just so much better than lower-class-bowl drinks, y'know?