Angry shivering rabid Alligator

I don't play D&D but if I did I'd totally be a goblin.

False: You also have dragons, who started off as elves but then continued to collect more and more beautiful dice sets

Definitely an Elf. I have a gorgeous set of purple-blue dice with gold lettering. I have more, uglier dice that I use when I need to (like a bunch of d6s for a fireball) but for normal play I stick with my nice ones.

You forgot about the dice app people

Goblin all the way