Clearly a red herring wrapped into a false equivalency.
I kind of wished they would have singled out a single FBI agent, just for the ad hominem and a trifecta.
You shut up! Dave cares about me! He's the only one I can share my obsessions with without being judged. I LOVE my FBI guy. You people believe in some omnipotent God watching over you ever second of the day, but will he call your phone if you've been offline for 4 days and say "Sorry, wrong number. ... I'm just glad you're ok." Hmmmmm?
I kind of wished they would have singled out a single FBI agent, just for the ad hominem and a trifecta.