My Uncle Har had a buddy that had a problem. See every night his back yard garden would be tore up. Plants up rooted and fence pulled out of the ground.
My Uncle looked at his buddy's yard and said I know what is happening but you won't believe me. So he tells the guy put up a security camera and he see.
Sure enough after everyone went to be a family of boar came out of the pasture behind his house and sat under a fruit tree the guy had and ate all the fruit off the ground.
Problem is during the day the fruit in the hot sun fermented and became alcohol. That guy had a family of drunk off their ass boar tearing up his whole garden.
The next day he went to my Uncle and said I put up the cameras. My uncle cut him off and said SO how many Boars was there?
lmao
That went exactly how I expected it would. Even non-drunk boars will screw everything up.... Dude needs to get a rifle and stay up for the night, heck, he might even make a cool $300+ if he collects the bounty.
He just made sure to keep the fallen fruit from his tree picked up and they never showed up again.
My Uncle does love to go boar hunting though. When he get one a local friend/butcher would carve up the meat and all he would ask is a few choice cuts. He even will make sausage if asked. Which my uncle always did. He sends the extra meat to family so none of it ever was wasted. He would NEVER go hunting or fishing unless it was catch and release or he knew he could use all parts of the animal. Not letting any go to waste. He never catch more fish than he could eat unless he was catching for family.
One year he caught 6 wild turkeys and gave 5 out for early Thanksgiving gifts to his siblings. We had it on Thanksgiving and honestly it was the best Turkey ever. My grandmother said it was to gamey but I disagree.
"Buzz off cunt, I'm sober"
My Uncle looked at his buddy's yard and said I know what is happening but you won't believe me. So he tells the guy put up a security camera and he see.
Sure enough after everyone went to be a family of boar came out of the pasture behind his house and sat under a fruit tree the guy had and ate all the fruit off the ground.
Problem is during the day the fruit in the hot sun fermented and became alcohol. That guy had a family of drunk off their ass boar tearing up his whole garden.
The next day he went to my Uncle and said I put up the cameras. My uncle cut him off and said SO how many Boars was there?
lmao
My Uncle does love to go boar hunting though. When he get one a local friend/butcher would carve up the meat and all he would ask is a few choice cuts. He even will make sausage if asked. Which my uncle always did. He sends the extra meat to family so none of it ever was wasted. He would NEVER go hunting or fishing unless it was catch and release or he knew he could use all parts of the animal. Not letting any go to waste. He never catch more fish than he could eat unless he was catching for family.
One year he caught 6 wild turkeys and gave 5 out for early Thanksgiving gifts to his siblings. We had it on Thanksgiving and honestly it was the best Turkey ever. My grandmother said it was to gamey but I disagree.