It's a giraffe

Lizards don’t have feathers numbskull.
And anyway it’s holding an apple

Who said anything about lizards? And no, that hawk is clearly holding a butter knife.

I know how to read, and I know my animals. *You* said lizards.
And that manatee is holding a jigsaw piece

Lies and slander, I clearly said elephant and its holding a detached, rearview mirror from a 1998 Honda Civic.

That is clearly an oyster and that is clearly a pearl. FFS, ya'll must have the eyes of a giant squid.