>A fart and some poop slips out is a misfire
>A fart that smells bad to you is friendly fire
>A fart in a crowded room is chemical warfare. If you deny it that’s a war crime
>Farting and then leaving the scene of the crime is bioterrorism
Has anyone else here had to drink goliitely (probably spelled it wrong) bowel prep for a colonoscopy ? That the worst diarrhea , ever, worst than stomach flew or samonillam. It's needed, to clean you out completely so they can shove a camera on a hose up the old poop shoot
>A fart that smells bad to you is friendly fire
>A fart in a crowded room is chemical warfare. If you deny it that’s a war crime
>Farting and then leaving the scene of the crime is bioterrorism