Getting on the plane

until you find your seat.......Then suprise motherfucker you're sitting next to the fattest girl on the plane!

i hate getting stuck behind slow people that walk side by side

Actually, I personally hate getting on planes. I have this thing with elevators where I just hate them because of that little part where they go back down/up after they pass your floor a bit. I felt like I was in an elevator for whatever reason when I was walking through that thing.