Cow 'planting' 101

Rednecks will buy anything if you make it seem rednecky

It actually works! Buy for your friends and family too

Me: *softly mooing at a patch of dirt whilst the sprinkler soaks both me and the cow beans*
My neighbour: https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1059508304911708162/R5boBmXo_400x400.jpg