Can we stop using the word "whipped" when referring to a man actually listening to a woman? Because when a woman doesn't listen to a man, that's like a cause for war or something to you people. If your partner is controlling you, it's unhealthy. If your partner is simply offering you choices and decisions that are for your betterment, but that don't seem fun in the moment, then that is a healthy relationship. Good lord.
LOLOL. I'm sorry, but @sunflowers... there is a reason most guys understand the underlying joke in this meme and you LITERALLY just did it. It's this: " If your partner is simply offering you choices and decisions that are for your betterment". That is code for "Do what I think you should do or I'm going to be mad at you because you never listen".
It may not always be a trap, but pretty much every guy has met a girl where... guess what? It was a trap.
Why do we always have to try to be better anyway? That shit is fucking exhausting. A dude can't chill and do literally nothing for.. like.. a week? A "vacation" around most of the women in my life... down to even my friend's GF's... always involves going somewhere and doing something.... why? Why can't I just lay in a pillow box, put on the TV and just sit there for a week? Vacations aren't supposed to be stressful ;_: (I'm currently "planning" a vacation... hence my example). It's not a vacation for me.
Examples: last trip with the boys... homie calls me at midnight and says "Yo, down to go to Denver right now? I'm driving, I got the bud, just toss in some gas money, got the SUV so grab a pillow and a blanket in case worst comes to worst".
Last trip with my ex-GF: "We have to be at the hotel by 6pm, we're going to have dinner at ____ at 8pm so you're going to have to shower, then we are going to go dancing at 10 pm so make sure you pack nice clothes, and wear your nice clothes so we don't have to go back to the hotel! At 6am in the morning we're going to have breakfast at this local diner and then at 7am we are going to spend 2 hrs at the lake, then at 10am we are going to such and such park because so and so said it was pretty."
Last trip with my mom and grandma: "We have to wake up at 6AM to make the flight so we can get there by 8AM because there are 17 restaurants we want to go to in 3 days, we have to visit old town, go to the beach twice, go to four museums, three art
galleries, a theater show, a winery, and need 2 hours at the beach again each day. WE HAVE IT ALL PLANNED, bitch put your shoes on... *puts shoes on at 5AM*... *sits there for 30 minutes waiting for them to be done with their make-up*."
It may not always be a trap, but pretty much every guy has met a girl where... guess what? It was a trap.
Why do we always have to try to be better anyway? That shit is fucking exhausting. A dude can't chill and do literally nothing for.. like.. a week? A "vacation" around most of the women in my life... down to even my friend's GF's... always involves going somewhere and doing something.... why? Why can't I just lay in a pillow box, put on the TV and just sit there for a week? Vacations aren't supposed to be stressful ;_: (I'm currently "planning" a vacation... hence my example). It's not a vacation for me.
Last trip with my ex-GF: "We have to be at the hotel by 6pm, we're going to have dinner at ____ at 8pm so you're going to have to shower, then we are going to go dancing at 10 pm so make sure you pack nice clothes, and wear your nice clothes so we don't have to go back to the hotel! At 6am in the morning we're going to have breakfast at this local diner and then at 7am we are going to spend 2 hrs at the lake, then at 10am we are going to such and such park because so and so said it was pretty."
Last trip with my mom and grandma: "We have to wake up at 6AM to make the flight so we can get there by 8AM because there are 17 restaurants we want to go to in 3 days, we have to visit old town, go to the beach twice, go to four museums, three art