So what happens when you put your head in a particle accelerator... Apparently that
5 years ago by krypt · 829 Likes · 6 comments · Popular
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scatmandingo
· 5 years ago
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What kind of shit superpower is partial facial paralysis?
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guest_
· 5 years ago
Soviet superpower comrade. Super strength is the result of capitalism. Lab induced partial paralysis is good communist power. The other guys weren’t even that lucky.
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guest_
· 5 years ago
He couldn’t speak about the injury for decades because of soviet nuclear secrecy. When he finally could he applied for disability and was denied.
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promanchild
· 5 years ago
How do you "accidentally" stick your head in a particle accelerator??
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guest_
· 5 years ago
He was cleaning it of doing maintenance it or something. Being the Soviet nuclear program- there was a failure of the safety systems or they weren’t used right (I forget...) and... zap.
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guest
· 5 years ago
Wtf
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