An unlucky throw

Oof, that sounds like my rolling luck

God what a mood.
I can simply never hit in combat, it's become a meme amidst the group that my character just always misses.

I ended up losing my enchanted mace of Pelor, after rolling two 1s. I also rolled a 1 on a religion check while praying, and basically was left with an angry hangup where he told my cleric to stop trying to contact him.

You have the Wil Wheaton curse!