The tv repair man delivrs

Old TV's???? Awesomeness!!! Those things will be handed down - still working - to their grandkids.

Ok- so I need to make sure everyone knows this is real. The police called it ridiculous and kinda funny and said they aren’t planning to investigate. But perhaps even better? This isn’t the first time. Last August someone left Tv’s under the same MO, except they left fewer last time.

The police actually took most of the TVs, which means there's an evidence lockup that's just filled with old CRT TVs

Call me paranoid but in this day and age I'd be somewhat concerned that there was a camera hidden in one of them

You're in the presence of royalty. Prostrate yourself, cur.