Guess that is why I am still single

I shit you not, one of my little "bars" is how much a potential partner can talk about astronomy; it's a pretty reliable tell... as either they become disinterested, bring up astrology, or their eyes widen an an awesome discussion begins. I think it's pretty obvious which reaction I prefer.

There's few things worse than having to listen to a woman go on about astrology because you're too polite to call bullshit

It is truly painful for me.

This conversation is effecting my ninth house so I'll need you to stop thanks

Lol I didn't notice that