Everything in this pic screams cozy

As long as it's synthetic wood that won't be damaged by the water, I'm all for it

Until you get your testicles stuck between the slats.

I'm more so concerned about bugs

Yup; not digging the darker tile but love the design.

I mean, you kind of want your dungeon dark, otherwise it's more like a mental asylum. The circular thing is great, no corners to hide in, and the shower-head is just a brilliant touch really