Therefore vegans cannot use the internet

"Tofu is strictly for vegans, vegetarians"
Dear fella meat eaters, can we claim oxygen? I think we should claim oxygen!

Pencils are for artists only! Stop stealing our culture, everyone.

I like the use of 'with all due respect' followed by 'you absolute fuck'
very classy

Claiming oxygen is the one and only way to remove these people from life

Only vegans would think being vegan is "cool".
Also, by walking on Earth, this person is appropriating ancient Grece culture and desacrating the god Gaïa.

We can now get copyrighted for eating tofu guys!

Omg. This annoys me. So much. I'm vegetarian, with vegan friends that are prettyc ool.and chill, but some idiots give them/us a bad rep.