Something like the earth is flat and being a vegan is fun

I don't use social media so posting anything should be fairly alarming

"Hey Grandma"

Guys, I don't like memes anymore

I would go to Discord or something and start talking about girls or something, they all know I'm into guys but kidnappers wouldn't

Hey Everybody Look at this Person, He Even Let Dogs Come Against Policy, Truly I Vie for Excellence

The Walking Dead sucks a bag of dicks

The last time I used Facebook or Instagram was years ago, i'm pretty sure that my Minecraft skin is still the icon, back from 2012