Rare instance of a corporation being a bro

Either that or drive to your local garage and get them to have a look at it. I've had the complete thing replaced once and it only cost me around 50 euro's

They've done that, but it made zero difference. It was okay for a week, but they managed to disable my seatbelt alert somehow, and then it started unclicking again. My seatbelt alarm hasn't returned. I am, quite understandably so, dissatisfied.

Oh that's very annoying to say the least. I've read instances where people solved it by putting tape on the thingy that's shown in the picture but I wouldn't necesarily recommend it since it could be a lot harder to get out of in case of an accident

Yeah, at this rate I either die with my vehicle (should I choose to reinforce it manually) or get yote out of the windshield faster than you can say kowbanga.