Why is it always like this?

Those two on top actually look pretty happy.
Girl in the second panel just needs to make a move.
Goblin Slayer should be happy that the Goblins are all already slayed.

Why can I never find the droids I'm looking for?

If season 2 happens and we still can't see how face, we all will go on a riot.
We know he's hot but we need to see it!!! And his name too!

TBH I was expecting a microwave not Goblin Slayer.