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deleted · 5 years ago · FIRST

He's a mutant turtle duh

jasonmon · 5 years ago

And he's still in his adolescence

creativedragonbaby · 5 years ago

He trained in the ways of the ninja

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creativedragonbaby · 5 years ago

For the last time
Turtles don’t eat straws they eat plastic bags

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

The straws are just because they get so goddamn high off coke their flippers go numb and they lose their grasp and accidentally snort the straw.