Best feeling in the world. Apparently sex is better, but wouldn't know

I literally was doing this as I scrolled to this post

It literally says, ON THE BOX, do not put in ear canal.

If the tip gets stuck, you’ll need a professional to pick the cotton.

Well heck, just about every beer commercial ever says “drink responsibly” when they know damn well 99% of the audience for fruit syrup flavored lousy Vodka and 100 packs of $1 beer by default have no intention of drinking responsibly. It’s just a legal disclaimer. Same as the car company with the commercial of a 300hp car whipping rooster tails and driving too fast puts in print saying it’s a pro driver on a closed course. Because yeah- you need 300hp for anything responsible asides hauling loads (which ya ain’t likely to do in your sedan...) and everyone regularly takes their Camry or whatever to a closed course to experience the thrill of mid level sedan driving.