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From the 2019 Halloween Collection #10
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timebender25
· 5 years ago
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You couldn't scrape enough meat out of me to make even half a meal, and my bones are reinforced with daily milk.
I'd like to see you try.
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captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
Actually I'm like, only fatty meat.
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snowbeast
· 5 years ago
That's fine, a slow braise and that fat will render right off & leave pulled meat and succulent crackling.
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captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
Well you'll be crunching on skeleton then, cause I'm nothing but fat. All non-bone matter that makes up me, is so high in cholesterol that it would probably give you an instant heart attack.
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I'd like to see you try.