Available at area 51

I don't think there are too many americans asleep now, it's barely mid day, they're more likely to be at work, or school

In Hawaii it's 7:21am, on the East Coast, in Los Angeles it's 10:21am, and on the East Coast it's 1:21pm. They are *not* asleep

To bad for you, I don’t like kinder eggs! And I’m awake!

And we have a legalized version in America which renders the point moot. It's still chocolate, still comes with a toy, this joke is getting really fucking stupid

Wake up, Americans. Who do you think you are? Australia?

Nice try FBI