A garden gnome

A traffic cone, a bible signed, "To my favorite Jewish buddy. -Jesus", and a very friendly coyote that ate all my deer jerky. Yes, this was the same night. God bless Texas.

It wasn't from a night out, but I was out at night. I found a pikachu trading card in a puddle. I decided i wanted to pick it up and dry it out. Not sure why. It turns out it was from a mcdonald's toy. So now I have a Mcdonald's puddle pikachu card.

Traffic signs, mysterious foods, beer glasses, half smoked spliff and the odd fuck.

My dignity.