I was really hoping the 2019 Aladdin genie would come out of a vape pen like:
“Wassa Wassa Wassup!!! U finna be lit!? We gon straight dab on all your haters! First you gotta check out this YouTube video, it is mad hilarious, If you don’t smash that like button I swear. Quick question, you got room for one more on your fortnite party?”
*3 weeks later
“Hey BigMoney GenieUs, when do I get my 3 wishes?”
“Dude you’re really killing my high right now”
“It’s been 3 weeks”
“OMG! Did you just Time-Shame Me!!? I told you that I’m immortal and can’t perceive time and you insult me like this”
“Wassa Wassa Wassup!!! U finna be lit!? We gon straight dab on all your haters! First you gotta check out this YouTube video, it is mad hilarious, If you don’t smash that like button I swear. Quick question, you got room for one more on your fortnite party?”
*3 weeks later
“Hey BigMoney GenieUs, when do I get my 3 wishes?”
“Dude you’re really killing my high right now”
“It’s been 3 weeks”
“OMG! Did you just Time-Shame Me!!? I told you that I’m immortal and can’t perceive time and you insult me like this”
*cough*cough
>That’s good sh*t