Every year it starts a day earlier

5 years ago by planke · 907 Likes · 5 comments · Popular

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fell_equinox · 5 years ago · FIRST

Christmas time and back to school time are fucking hell on earth at walmart.
Christmas is especially bad because people make messes every 10 minutes and you slowly lose your sanity listening to the same 10 christmas songs over and over and over and over.

timebender25 · 5 years ago

["Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bel-" *head desk*]

cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago

and then the managers decide to play remixes of the songs and now it sounds worse because you can't just tune them out

timebender25 · 5 years ago

Those Ones(TM) that add pauses where they shouldn't be. Like.
"Jingle, bells. Jingle-- Bells! *2 seconds* JingleAllTheWay!!"

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mrfahrenheit · 5 years ago

We had a system where people could choose the songs they wanted to hear. Bowie, Queen, and Muse were popular choices. Christmas rolled around and Michael Buble and Mariah Carey had taken over the minds of the people

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Every year it starts a day earlier

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