When you stare into the maw of the abyss, it stares back. This chthonic-looking toad is actually quite harmless, and was discovered by two little girls in a garden in Ontario, Canada. Their condition (known as a macromutation) is supposedly caused by a parasitic worm (Ribeiroia ondatrae). Despite their malformation, the toad was otherwise perfectly healthy, capable of both using their vision and feeding. (It's believed they subside solely on a see-food diet)
"WATCH YOUR MOUTH, FROG"
Frog: "Weird flex but okay"