Trying to hold in a sneeze when someone else presented during class. I ended up making a strange elephant-esque honk and everyone knew it was me.
More than 10 years later and I still cringe for middle school me.
held a fart in 3rd row of a guest speaker in a packed auditorium, bad idea, it bubbled up, caused intense pain, eventually some toxic gas escaped and for literally people were coughing and covering their noses. when a few people left, i took the opportunity to leave also. However, now having stomach pains, and feeling light headed, I walked towards the glass door as my vision was collapsing. Thinking "just walk straight, you'll get to the door". but no, I kicked a chair leg, fell on my face. Where upon two people helped me up to get fresh air. As i collapsed again, one asked if i needed a seat, pointing to chairs, "not on that" i responded. "oh"
So off to the toilet, one guy outside, me in there, and a rush, "are you throwing up?"
"no"
"oh"
"i'm fine, just let me rest"
door opens, closes, finally alone, let out a massive rush of god knows what, then a female voice "is he ok?"
great, gotta finish and go outside. get asked all sorts of questions, if it's drugs, things like that
In high school the barrier between the girls rooms and the boys was half a barbed wire fence on the left. One night the boys and I snuck in for snaccs. The house master saw us and we made a run for it. In my head, the right was clear. Charged full speed into razer wire. House master caught me, checked I was ok. She told me not to move while she went to get first aid kit.
She came back with a flock of girls to laugh at me. -1 Intelligence
+5 Shame
Okay so once I was walking with my friend and his friend and I was distracted and I was think about like really random stuff like playing with my ferret and ‘why does she hate it when I kiss her?’ And his friend was like I hate you and I said I can kiss him into the road for you and I meant to say push but of course was distracted and thank god no one processed it in time
Not asking out that girl I had a huge crush on in my senior year highschool. She liked me too (well maybe not in the same way) but I was a real dweeb back then
More than 10 years later and I still cringe for middle school me.
So off to the toilet, one guy outside, me in there, and a rush, "are you throwing up?"
"no"
"oh"
"i'm fine, just let me rest"
door opens, closes, finally alone, let out a massive rush of god knows what, then a female voice "is he ok?"
great, gotta finish and go outside. get asked all sorts of questions, if it's drugs, things like that
She came back with a flock of girls to laugh at me. -1 Intelligence
+5 Shame