"Looks doesn't matter. It's all about confidence!"

I feel personally attacked

Hey, I've seen some goofy motherfuckers score. Shit, I'm a goofy motherfucker, but I smell good and have a sense of humor.

A little personal grooming could go a long way here

Trust me, taking care of yourself and not being a creepy weirdo goes a long way.

Bitch the guy on the right is cute in his own way. A smile and a fun personality and the guy is a proper catch.