This man is responsible for ensuring the safety and integrity of the US nuclear warhead

THIS MAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENSURING THE SAFETY AND INTEGRITY OF THE US NUCLEAR WARHEAD ARSENAL..
(Title from IWASTESOMUCHTIME)

Ah yes, the Rome Statute, so you can make sure Instagram isn't committing any war crimes

This does nothing. It’s like those Facebook posts, saying “Facebook doesn’t have my permission to...” The thing is, when you accept terms and conditions, it is clearly stated that you also accept any future changes to those terms and conditions. Your info and content can’t and won’t be protected by you the second you click AGREE.

I hate these people. SO much. Like, a 1 second google search will show you how BS it is and it's not even an ok photoshop job.