Hate to admit it but this applies to me

Don't forget vacuum-packed coffee!

I cant look at those Jack in the boxes without thinking of that scene from Elf

I was making what my family calls baby pizzas. It is biscuit dough flatten out than add seasoned ground beef and some pizza sauce than top with cheese. Super good, super cheap, and really super easy. Well anyways, I was browning the meat when all of a sudden I hear a load pop right next to me. The biscuit rolls expanded on their own and popped out those can. Lmfao scared the living shit out of me. Turned out they were a bit to close to the heat coming off the gas stove. Luckily they didn't fall or ruin. So we could still have them for dinner.