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negan
· 4 years ago
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You ever wonder if tortoises crave the sweet release of death after living for so long?
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catfluff
· 4 years ago
I mean, we do after 7 years so I'd think definitely.
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funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Tortoises aren't stressed very often though.
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catfluff
· 4 years ago
Excellent point.
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Sometimes we overlook the obvious..
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catfluff
· 4 years ago
Yes, although we can't say for sure since we don't really speak tortoise. They might be terrible bullies for all we know.
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
At least we know they are either thorough lovers or very slow rapists.
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catfluff
· 4 years ago
Have you seen the turtle sex noises video yet?
