The coffee paradox; making coffee before you've had coffee.
I've woken up, made coffee and on my second sip I realised I forgot to put coffee in the brewer.
Funny thing about the Folgers commercial song... to have coffee when you wake up, you need a brewer that times it, otherwise you don't have it when you wake up... so in a way they are advertising timed brewers more than they are their own coffee.
No, your wife has to get up much earlier then you to brew your coffee and make your breakfast. Only on the weekends does see need to serve it to you in bed. Oh wait. This isn't the 1950s is it? Never mind.
:-/
I've woken up, made coffee and on my second sip I realised I forgot to put coffee in the brewer.